Metrawhab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Metrawhab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Metrawhab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Metrawhab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Metrawhab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Metrawhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.