Sigmottan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid raven.

Sigmottan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigmottan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sigmottan, she will turn you into a duck.

Sigmottan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sigmottan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sigmottan on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.