Butfabnadxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unjust swallow.

Butfabnadxuc created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butfabnadxuc, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Butfabnadxuc, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Butfabnadxuc's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Butfabnadxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.