Kennibstipzag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty tortoise.

Kennibstipzag created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kennibstipzag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kennibstipzag, he will manifest in front of you.

Kennibstipzag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kennibstipzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Worship no other gods but Kennibstipzag.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed corn to geese while wearing orange shirts.