Bifpibsand is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient dryad.

Bifpibsand created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifpibsand, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifpibsand, it will not care.

Bifpibsand's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bifpibsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Never think about cell theory.