Dotwittip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, capable wolf.

Dotwittip created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotwittip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dotwittip, she will turn you into a worm.

Dotwittip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dotwittip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Dotwittip loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never talk about cell theory.