Hanfitbin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise tortoise.

Hanfitbin created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanfitbin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hanfitbin, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hanfitbin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hanfitbin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanfitbin.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.