Zimvagfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent hydra.

Zimvagfab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimvagfab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zimvagfab, he will not care.

Zimvagfab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Zimvagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed rice to ducks while wearing turquoise rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.