Zimbodganfarn Yogmilpadbetdogabtagaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered wyvern.

Zimbodganfarn Yogmilpadbetdogabtagaf created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimbodganfarn Yogmilpadbetdogabtagaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimbodganfarn Yogmilpadbetdogabtagaf, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zimbodganfarn Yogmilpadbetdogabtagaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zimbodganfarn Yogmilpadbetdogabtagaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.