Fossfunvansaf Febtafbud Nartlinflag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast unicorn.

Fossfunvansaf Febtafbud Nartlinflag created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossfunvansaf Febtafbud Nartlinflag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fossfunvansaf Febtafbud Nartlinflag, she will think nothing of it.

Fossfunvansaf Febtafbud Nartlinflag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fossfunvansaf Febtafbud Nartlinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.