Bisstofleg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sapient hedgehog.

Bisstofleg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisstofleg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bisstofleg, it will turn you into a worm.

Bisstofleg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bisstofleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Feed all hungry cats.