Gebdogtap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent butterfly.

Gebdogtap created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdogtap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gebdogtap, it will not care at all.

Gebdogtap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gebdogtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing violet skirts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebdogtap.

5. Do not cook food in pots.