Fossnulbat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful aardvark.

Fossnulbat created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossnulbat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fossnulbat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fossnulbat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fossnulbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never mention mites.