Libdotwabmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish goat.

Libdotwabmis created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Libdotwabmis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libdotwabmis, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Libdotwabmis' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Libdotwabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.