Vidhatmip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage swan.

Vidhatmip created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhatmip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vidhatmip, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vidhatmip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vidhatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow trousers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.