Mobfatlab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonest dryad.

Mobfatlab created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mobfatlab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mobfatlab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobfatlab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Mobfatlab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.