Tofyattmis Vinpannarl Xemlamlam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring yak.

Tofyattmis Vinpannarl Xemlamlam created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofyattmis Vinpannarl Xemlamlam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tofyattmis Vinpannarl Xemlamlam, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tofyattmis Vinpannarl Xemlamlam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tofyattmis Vinpannarl Xemlamlam's Holy Commandments

1. Tofyattmis Vinpannarl Xemlamlam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Put Tofyattmis Vinpannarl Xemlamlam first in all things.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.