Cip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome slug.

Cip created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cip, she will come to you in dreams.

Cip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Never feed corn to horses while wearing fawn dresses.