Gamdamteen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sage ferret.

Gamdamteen created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Gamdamteen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gamdamteen, he will ignore you.

Gamdamteen's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gamdamteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear cyan kilts.

5. Hide from orange shrews for they are unholy.