Cudhadcan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective camel.

Cudhadcan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudhadcan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudhadcan, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cudhadcan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cudhadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cudhadcan loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.