Bimsanmingep Cadbelltonkvigrutyarsog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing scorpion.

Bimsanmingep Cadbelltonkvigrutyarsog created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimsanmingep Cadbelltonkvigrutyarsog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimsanmingep Cadbelltonkvigrutyarsog, she will curse you with boils.

Bimsanmingep Cadbelltonkvigrutyarsog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bimsanmingep Cadbelltonkvigrutyarsog's Holy Commandments

1. Bimsanmingep Cadbelltonkvigrutyarsog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always stare at clouds.