Flyjabyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, loving giraffe.

Flyjabyatt created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyjabyatt, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flyjabyatt, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flyjabyatt's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Flyjabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flyjabyatt.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.