Bedafpaksafkimmaptitlik Arfbadbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident duck.

Bedafpaksafkimmaptitlik Arfbadbog created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedafpaksafkimmaptitlik Arfbadbog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedafpaksafkimmaptitlik Arfbadbog, he will destroy your home planet.

Bedafpaksafkimmaptitlik Arfbadbog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bedafpaksafkimmaptitlik Arfbadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bedafpaksafkimmaptitlik Arfbadbog on top of all buildings.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedafpaksafkimmaptitlik Arfbadbog.