Pigzimfot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, emotional chicken.

Pigzimfot created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigzimfot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pigzimfot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pigzimfot's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pigzimfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Put Pigzimfot first in all things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.