Bessdidban is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, loving dryad.

Bessdidban created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessdidban, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bessdidban, he will turn you into a worm.

Bessdidban's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bessdidban's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never paint your face white.

5. Never eat green fruit.