Yoklabyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humane manatee.

Yoklabyatt created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoklabyatt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yoklabyatt, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yoklabyatt's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yoklabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never laugh in the presence of turtles.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.