Sandyattfom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty cow.

Sandyattfom created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sandyattfom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandyattfom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sandyattfom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sandyattfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear violet skirts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sandyattfom.