Vonpidcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, strong octopus.

Vonpidcuss created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vonpidcuss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vonpidcuss, it will turn you into a tree.

Vonpidcuss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vonpidcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. You must love Vonpidcuss.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.