Yognibciss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident lizard.

Yognibciss created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yognibciss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yognibciss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yognibciss' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yognibciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat peanuts.