Ligkikflow is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm squirrel.

Ligkikflow created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ligkikflow, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ligkikflow, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ligkikflow's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ligkikflow's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Run away if five otters approach from the west.

5. Never paint your hands pink.