Appnakbisswiplarphud Weenullfliswab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, intelligent squirrel.

Appnakbisswiplarphud Weenullfliswab created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appnakbisswiplarphud Weenullfliswab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Appnakbisswiplarphud Weenullfliswab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Appnakbisswiplarphud Weenullfliswab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Appnakbisswiplarphud Weenullfliswab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Run away if six moths approach from the west.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Appnakbisswiplarphud Weenullfliswab's name in vain.