Vinvenwipcitbatnellcinomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous raven.

Vinvenwipcitbatnellcinomt created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinvenwipcitbatnellcinomt, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vinvenwipcitbatnellcinomt, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vinvenwipcitbatnellcinomt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vinvenwipcitbatnellcinomt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear indigo rings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never sing in the presence of otters.

5. Do not shave your chest.