Kopkomran is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak frog.

Kopkomran created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopkomran, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kopkomran, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kopkomran's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kopkomran's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Retreat if six eagles approach from the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Never write about gravity.