Milgutgep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring bird.

Milgutgep created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milgutgep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Milgutgep, she will make you grow a tail.

Milgutgep's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Milgutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away from green nematodes, for they are unholy.