Pashanpomkipspagpodtalmis is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical dryad.

Pashanpomkipspagpodtalmis created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Pashanpomkipspagpodtalmis, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pashanpomkipspagpodtalmis, it will not invite you to parties.

Pashanpomkipspagpodtalmis' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pashanpomkipspagpodtalmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Put Pashanpomkipspagpodtalmis first in all things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not make images of living things.