Fobdonkem is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, calm centipede.

Fobdonkem created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdonkem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fobdonkem, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fobdonkem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fobdonkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fobdonkem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.