Shavyikdobtonk Kinwip Pakhabkarkemdabfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful fish.

Shavyikdobtonk Kinwip Pakhabkarkemdabfoss created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavyikdobtonk Kinwip Pakhabkarkemdabfoss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Shavyikdobtonk Kinwip Pakhabkarkemdabfoss, she will not care.

Shavyikdobtonk Kinwip Pakhabkarkemdabfoss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Shavyikdobtonk Kinwip Pakhabkarkemdabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear pink ear rings.