Cussquatmifbut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish frog.

Cussquatmifbut created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussquatmifbut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cussquatmifbut, it will turn you into a tree.

Cussquatmifbut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cussquatmifbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear brown hats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Cussquatmifbut loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.