Tenbonmut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring lion.

Tenbonmut created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenbonmut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tenbonmut, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tenbonmut's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tenbonmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.