Lamdableg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive dingo.

Lamdableg created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamdableg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamdableg, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Lamdableg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lamdableg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lamdableg seven times a day.

2. Never wear magenta trousers.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Lamdableg loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Put Lamdableg first in all things.