Hamrowster is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, staggering armadillo.

Hamrowster created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamrowster, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hamrowster, he will make you grow a tail.

Hamrowster's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hamrowster's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never wear boots.