Artfedbon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable monkey.

Artfedbon created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artfedbon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Artfedbon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Artfedbon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Artfedbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Artfedbon.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about cell theory.