Xuckmabnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, happy wren.

Xuckmabnurl created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckmabnurl, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xuckmabnurl, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Xuckmabnurl's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Xuckmabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.