Ripsinkem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking dog.

Ripsinkem created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripsinkem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ripsinkem, she will remove you from existence.

Ripsinkem's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ripsinkem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Ripsinkem on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.