Arpdossfit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient dingo.

Arpdossfit created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpdossfit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arpdossfit, he will manifest in front of you.

Arpdossfit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Arpdossfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Arpdossfit's name in vain.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about fire.