Dunbusvil is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive beaver.

Dunbusvil created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunbusvil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dunbusvil, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dunbusvil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dunbusvil's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five sheep approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat wheat.