Sasquamlig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless lion.

Sasquamlig created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasquamlig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sasquamlig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sasquamlig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sasquamlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sasquamlig.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Always help sick squirrels.