Nibhendudsan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, amazing goblin.

Nibhendudsan created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibhendudsan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibhendudsan, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nibhendudsan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nibhendudsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always wear gray.