Metnab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful coyote.

Metnab created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metnab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Metnab, it will ignore you.

Metnab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Metnab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away if seven doves approach from the west.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your hands cyan.