Gatfas is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, calm dragonfly.

Gatfas created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gatfas, he will send you a sign.

Gatfas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gatfas' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatfas.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Gatfas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.